[ alana im kind of embarrassed having the tz stuff on this blog omg
disclaimer to everyone else: shes my sister and shes sitting right next to me ]>>
Okay, so I get to watch a bunch of super hotties save the world, and I get cool swag, and the benefits are nice, blah blah blah. But seriously, would it kill to take a Darcy out on a date? Yes, apparently. It would.
Stupid creepy ass employers.
Maybe you’d do better trying someone not otherwise occupied saving Midgard.>>
gallowschromata-deactivated2012 asked: "Hold me!" You barely manage to screech out your words as you hold out your squishy human arms, more than ready to be picked up by your weird adult male god lusus. You're tired, hungry, human, sick of crying, and in need of a hug. So who better to go to than him?
She’s tiny, fragile enough it stirs some semblance of a protective instinct in you. Human. Just barely older than an infant. This isn’t so unfamiliar as might be expected, you’ve done it before- Hel was the only girl, and half-corpse at that, but you take to children well enough, and they to you. You aren’t called the Mother of Monsters for nothing. You lift her, one arm around her waist and one supporting, a wide crooked smile spreading over your lips.
“Now Loki comes, cause of all ill!
Men and Æsir curse him still.
Long shall the gods deplore,
Even till Time be o’er,
His base fraud on Asgard’s hill.
While, deep in Jotunheim, most fell,
Are Fenrir, Serpent, and Dread Hel,
Pain, Sin, and Death, his children three,
Brought up and cherished; thro’ them he
Tormentor of the world shall be.”
Valhalla (J.C. Jones); Myths of the Norsemen
From the Eddas and Sagas (via realm-of-hel)
How imprudent it is to break promises made to gods.>>
make it dirty.
filthy, even. sordid. make lucid your desire to sin in the flesh. <3
Make that shit TENDER
Make it interesting.>>
Anonymous asked: LOOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII weshouldsnog I mean wut?
No, I can’t say I agree. Perhaps I should burn you alive instead.>>